Photos I Didn't Take: Princess Beatrice's Hat

And today's award for "Who Can Do The Stupidest Thing To Attract Attention On The Royal Wedding Day" goes to Princess Beatrice and her hat.
Here's the original, unretouched piece of fashion ridiculousness:

No, it's not an alien sucking out her brain; it's a hat.  And she's wearing it in front of millions of viewers in a daring statement of "I will do anything to get attention today."

Here's one photoshopped upgrade, the BeaKracken Hat!!

And here's the BeaCleo look:

And my favorite, the Raiders of the Lost Hat:

I didn't take any of these or photoshop any of them.  I pulled them off the internet for humor only.
Enjoy.